January 22nd, 2010

bob - winters - to whatever end

Things that go BOO in the middle of the night

I hate being kept awake in the middle of the night by

1. Sophie meowing & banging on the garage door relentlessly, wanting to go into the house.
If only she didn't try to kill every cat in the house, she wouldn't have to stay in the garage.

2. Hobbes making a depressing, yet creepy, meow that sounds like something you hear before you get killed by a demon.
He should not be demanding to be played with at this hour.

3. The grey kitty meowing non-stop wanting ... something.
I don't know what he wants, but he sure doesn't want to go outside and he sure doesn't want to stay indoors either. He's got food, water, and a box lined with the softest knittings to sleep in.

Cats are depressing and creepy at night.