Another Elf Question!

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24 February 2003 @ 05:37 pm

Thanks to everyone who have commented on my "Elf Question" entry. I have given it much thought and have decided that Letran's and Ruby's answers were much more reasonable. For anyone who have not read the comments, they said that it's either storks drop off elvish baby bundles of joy or the elves have magic which cloak them from others.
But thanks to Letran for being such a big mouth(mwahah), I am again curious. When do elves reach puberty, if they reach it at all? What do you guys think?

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t1tans27ss on February 24th, 2003 09:34 pm (UTC)

ELFIE GOES ON P.M.S

HEY BAOWEE . . . MISS THINKER . . . THE ELVES' FACES ARE WAY TOO PRETTY TO ALLOW PUBERTY TO KICK IN . . . AND ALSO . . . THEY ARE TOO CLEAN TO SWEAT AND BLEED LOTZ AND LOTZ OF WASTED BLOOD . . . HEHEHE . . . LUV YA LOTZ

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dark_soul_lost on February 25th, 2003 06:05 pm (UTC)
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that's right huh. why would elves take the pain of going through puberty. but then that means that they don't have a need for sex either. so maybe ruby is totally right about the stork thing. and i learned from the x-files that once you reach puberty, your sweat pores go to work and you sweat wayyy more.

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be_tran on February 24th, 2003 10:01 pm (UTC)

in my opinion, elves' puberty comes when they can shoot hella well. then they graduate from childhood, because i bet that elves would not want to marry someone who can't shoot a bow.

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dark_soul_lost on February 25th, 2003 06:09 pm (UTC)

that's true. they're all about bows and arrows. "graduate" from childhood? haha.

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irsur on February 25th, 2003 09:40 am (UTC)

i don't think legolas has reached it yet! mawhahaha!

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dark_soul_lost on February 25th, 2003 06:08 pm (UTC)

legolas can hella shoot. according to leytran they reach it when they can shoot really well.
sooo...legolas is still a "child" in your opinion eh? well then, i feel sorry for all the girls who want to marry him. mwhahah. they ain't gonna be "doing" a lot together. mwahahha.

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irsur on February 26th, 2003 10:11 pm (UTC)
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pssh. of course not. it's not like elves "do it" anyhow! mawhahha.

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be_tran on February 25th, 2003 06:22 pm (UTC)

i agree. maybe compare to a human, he can hella shoot, but compare to an elf, he might not be all that. anyways, did you see how he missed the urakai with the bomb at helm's deep in the second movie? it's a disgrace to the elves. he is not yet a man

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dark_soul_lost on February 26th, 2003 05:21 pm (UTC)

of course he's not a "man." he's an elf. and he did not miss. he did hit that awful monster, it's just that nothing would've been able to stop the blowing up of the wall. if the uruk-hai was stopped, another one would have picked up the fire thingie and continues his work. don't diss on legolas just because you're jealous letran. =)

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irsur on February 26th, 2003 10:13 pm (UTC)
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::nods head: i concur! tahha/.

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dark_soul_lost on February 27th, 2003 05:38 pm (UTC)

yup, you know letran's jealous cause he's "prettier." hehe.

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be_tran on February 27th, 2003 06:23 pm (UTC)

pssshhh, whatever, everyone knows that i'm prettier than that legolas deadleaf

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dark_soul_lost on February 28th, 2003 06:31 pm (UTC)

deadleaf!!! haha. that's even funnier than brownleaf!!!

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oatmealbars on February 28th, 2003 11:24 pm (UTC)

I'd just like to mention that this whole conversation is hecka scaring me...
The silly elves probably just have some coming of age ritual that happens at a set age, geez.

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dark_soul_lost on March 1st, 2003 08:47 pm (UTC)

But what is the "set" age then?

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rob0t on March 5th, 2003 01:49 am (UTC)

ok, i finally decided on an answer, using my genius once again. the storks come by every now & then & eat the 'smaller' elves, replacing them with 'bigger' elves so it seems liek they're growing, but they're not, the storks just used magic & stuff. i mean, all the elves look the same, so it's not like they're going to notice anything fishy.

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dark_soul_lost on March 7th, 2003 09:47 pm (UTC)

haha. and all white people look alike. and all asian people look alike. but if the storks can just make up big elves, then why the hell did they bother to bring small elves in the first place? poor little elves. do the big elves know of such horrible things? their own kind are being eaten. ahhhhh!!!!

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be_tran on March 8th, 2003 01:49 pm (UTC)

maybe it's not so bad to be eaten by a stork. also, the stork might used the eatened elves' meat to make new elves.

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